P: Good morning, doc!
D: Good morning. What the matter?
P: Doctor, I seem I'm a mutant.
D: Are you sure?
P: Yes! Yesterday I went go for a walk to nuclear dust-heap.
D: What are you doing there?!
P: Just walk.
D: What troubles you?
P: I seem I turn to octopus.
D: Lets looked...
P: What? Octopus?
D: OK. I get you pills.
P: Doctor!!! I turn to octopus!!!
D: Oh my God!!! Get anti-octopus pills!!!
P: *буль-буль-буль* Oh... Thank you! Doctor, you are the wizard!
D: Goodbye!
(c) Romik & Turtle.